Vanishing Treasures

Oh, yes, it is that time of year. Slumber Parties is making room for all the NEW PRODUCTS that will be arriving soon. We love this time of the year. It is  just like Christmas...

Enjoy these HOT BARGAINS at these amazing HOT PRICES and cash in on the savings. items have sold out, they will be gone. 

Time in a Bottle: $9 (regularly $12) 

X-Scream - Banana Berry flavor: $13 (regularly $19)

Head's Up: $7.50 (regularly $15.50)

Bosom Buddy- Mandarin Orange: $6.00 (regularly $11.00)

3 Speed Women's Pump: $19 (regularly $30)

Hypnotic - Limited Lifetime Warranty: $89 (regularly $115).

Thrill Ride: $19 (regularly $30).

Vertigo: $35 (regularly $54).

 You Must Call or email to get these deals 719-271-9361 or email slumberpartiesbymegan@gmail.com

Do you need a break? Get your girlfriends friends together for a party.

I only have Three Days left in August

Aug 17th Get a FREE TOY
Aug 29th Get a FREE Between The Sheets
Aug 30th Get a FREE Body Dew Spray

Summer is coming to a close but that does not mean the fun must stop.

Keep Summer alive, get your girl friends together for some sizzling summer fun. There are only a few days left.

Hostess Benefits:

Shopping Spree of 10% of the party sales
Buy One Get One 50% off Lingerie
Free Thank You Gift
Hostesses does not pay shipping and handling

If you book One of My Hot Dates You Will Get Even More Free Stuff

August 16th - Get A FREE Toy!
August 20th- Get A FREE Toy!
August 23rd- 20% off Highest Price Item
August 29th- Free Basic Instinct
August 30th- Free Body Dew Spray

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Guys: if you really want to blow your gal away, always apply the "ladies first" rule when it comes to giving pleasure.

Studies show that women who have at least amount of trouble reaching orgasm are generally those that are brought to climax first by their partner. Being a gentleman in the bedroom has definite advantages

Mix things up a little, you'll find it extreamly liberating and surprisingly exhilarating

If you normally enjoy it slow, take it a little rough. If romantic foreplay is your regular thing, skip it for a frantic quickie. If you're normally as quite as a mouse scream out like a lion

Confidence in the bedroom is super sexy!

Just like anything in your life, you have to believe in yourself. Once you have established that fact, confidence always follows suit. It's no different in the bedroom. To be sexy, you have to think you are sexy. Ditch any hang ups at the bedroom door and don't stress about whether you will make the cut for the next top model. They are irrelevant when it comes to having a great Orgasm.

Slow and Senual can also win the race. Indulge each other to an delightfully erotic session of touch using only the tips of your fingers. Let your touch tell them how much you are burning with desire.

Let your fingers do the walking for a change and bring each other to a highly charged climax

Ode to the Nice Guys

This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.
Fu-zu Jen, SEAS/WH, 2003